pc catchall for dick.

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[shitpost incoming.]

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Curses, you found my weakness. Food that's just as free as the rest of the food here.

[unpredicktable]

Yeah, but you didn't have to make it. Saved you about... three whole minutes with a microwave.

[ :3? ]

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Ah. My hero.

[unpredicktable]

It's true, I have worked very hard to set this up. Mostly in the sense that I had to sort through DVDs that kept trying to throw themselves at me.

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Your sacrifice won't be forgotten.

[unpredicktable]

Build a statue in my honor.

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It will not be forgotten, but it will not be that remembered.

[unpredicktable]

A statue of a popcorn machine will do, then.

[ no. ]

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What about an actual popcorn machine? We'll put a plaque on it.

[unpredicktable]

Huh. Maybe I can ask PH... for the plaque and the popcorn both.

[ dick is joking, but what dick doesn't know is that he would probably get his request granted because some people have a boyfriend bias ]

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You know you don't have to call him that around me, right?

[But, actually.]

Did he ever tell you how he picked that name?

[It's Junpei roasting hours.]

[unpredicktable]

Habit. That, and there's a few listening items hanging around here.

[ disgusting. anyway: ]

The crayon thing? Yeah, I know. I can't believe that's how they picked their code names. All three of them, and not one went "Actually, maybe not a crayon color for me, thanks"?

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Wait - listening items? What do you mean?

[She sighs, though. They stress her out!!]

They didn't even pick! They just... fell out of the box, and they decided that one worked fine!

[unpredicktable]

One of the rewards from the previous weeks is something that lets you eavesdrop on conversations.

[ he rolls his eyes though ]

Yeah, that sounds right. They're desperately scrambling for code names and some crayons happen to fall and they go "you know what? We can't possibly think of something better". Literally anything. Anything could've been better. They're crayon colors now. Forever.

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And now I’m stuck on some stupidly named team themed after hearts thanks to him. Gross.

[She seems to know exactly what she’s doing by saying that, at least, given how she doesn’t seem to give a pause of any sort after it’s out.]

Anyways. Here we are. Entertainment center.

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[ ah. dick smiles a bit ]

I know, right? At least the other two sound kind of like cool titles. Meanwhile, we're stuck with someone's grave misunderstanding of what hearts actually look like.

[ anyway, here they are!! and true to what dick said, there is a bowl of popcorn waiting for them, as well as carefully picked out movies that are not at all realistic. attack of the killer tomatoes is probably in there, as well as rubber. ]

C'mon, let's pick the worst one.

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I have an image to maintain. I can’t believe he did this to me, specifically.

[Anyways. She comes in, glancing over the array.]

I haven’t watched most of these, so you’ll— did they actually make a movie about killer tomatoes.

[unpredicktable]

Dude, they made an entire franchise about killer tomatoes. There were like, three other movies with tomatoes in the title?

[ it's wild and dick thinks that sounds hilarious? ]

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Well, I know that when I think about my deepest fears, garden vegetables immediately come to mind. They were definitely onto something.

[unpredicktable]

Oh, absolutely. That's why there were Children of the Corn. The corn part is what's scary.

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We need to cash in on this, clearly. Peas or green beans?

[unpredicktable]

You're thinking too small. Carrots. Now we'll finally know why they're so good for vision. It's because they're aliens. Obviously.

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Ooh, good choice. The ends are pointy and everything.

[unpredicktable]

They're the best for stabbing.

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This movie loses ten points if nobody gets stabbed by a vegetable. Anyways, pop it in.