pc catchall for dick.

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[shitpost incoming.]

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Damn. Get on that, my version of Earth. You're falling behind.

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[ lmao ]

What's the point of boring, non-murderous vegetables?

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Right? You have to spice things up somehow.

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These vegetables come with their own added spices: bloodlust.

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Gently sprinkled, like salt.

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Oh no, we accidentally dropped the whole vat of bloodlust on the tomatoes! What happens next will shock you.

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Well, I guess we're about to find out.

[i discovered someone uploaded this entire movie to youtube so i'm ready]

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[ i've actually never seen it so that's beautiful eli ]

For better or for worse.

[ presses ... play ]

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[After literally thirty seconds:]

Wow. This is already awful.

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And wrong. I'm definitely laughing now.

[ what does this have to do with TOMATOES ]

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Just wait, Dick. Wait for the upcoming salad revolution.

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The real reason Brutus killed Caesar. He saw it coming.

[ booooo ]

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[She turns away from the screen to give him the most withering glare she can manage.]

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[ he is just beaming ]

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You are, quite literally, the worst.

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Thanks, I try.

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[She's about to say something else, but she's distracted by the horrendous noise this killer tomato is making. After a shocked laugh:]

Oh my god.

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Now that's scary.

[ he says, smothering a laugh again ]

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It sounds like some kind of animal that can't stop choking on its own spit.

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Is that not the fiercest war cry you've ever heard?

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God. We are going to have to listen to that noise, like, ten more times over the next few hours, aren't we.

[but now there's a woman getting killed (?) by this tomato so]

...My god.