pc catchall for dick.

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[shitpost incoming.]

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[ he is just beaming ]

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You are, quite literally, the worst.

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Thanks, I try.

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[She's about to say something else, but she's distracted by the horrendous noise this killer tomato is making. After a shocked laugh:]

Oh my god.

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Now that's scary.

[ he says, smothering a laugh again ]

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It sounds like some kind of animal that can't stop choking on its own spit.

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Is that not the fiercest war cry you've ever heard?

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God. We are going to have to listen to that noise, like, ten more times over the next few hours, aren't we.

[but now there's a woman getting killed (?) by this tomato so]

...My god.