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natalie goodman ([personal profile] successives) wrote2020-06-06 08:52 pm

pc catchall for dick.

[shitpost incoming.]
unpredicktable: (the truth is that there's nothing)

[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-09 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah. dick smiles a bit ]

I know, right? At least the other two sound kind of like cool titles. Meanwhile, we're stuck with someone's grave misunderstanding of what hearts actually look like.

[ anyway, here they are!! and true to what dick said, there is a bowl of popcorn waiting for them, as well as carefully picked out movies that are not at all realistic. attack of the killer tomatoes is probably in there, as well as rubber. ]

C'mon, let's pick the worst one.
unpredicktable: (don't matter what you say)

[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-09 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, they made an entire franchise about killer tomatoes. There were like, three other movies with tomatoes in the title?

[ it's wild and dick thinks that sounds hilarious? ]
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-09 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely. That's why there were Children of the Corn. The corn part is what's scary.
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-09 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You're thinking too small. Carrots. Now we'll finally know why they're so good for vision. It's because they're aliens. Obviously.
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
They're the best for stabbing.
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-10 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and he does!! sitting back next to her without touching because emotion week is a mistake ]

Going by the cover, I think they might eat people, which is ironic, at least?
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-10 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Do your tomatoes not spontaneously grow mouths and the ability to think?

[ shock! ]
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lmao ]

What's the point of boring, non-murderous vegetables?
unpredicktable: (as long as you are there)

[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
These vegetables come with their own added spices: bloodlust.
unpredicktable: (i am not a child now)

[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, we accidentally dropped the whole vat of bloodlust on the tomatoes! What happens next will shock you.
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-13 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i've actually never seen it so that's beautiful eli ]

For better or for worse.

[ presses ... play ]
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
And wrong. I'm definitely laughing now.

[ what does this have to do with TOMATOES ]
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[personal profile] unpredicktable 2020-07-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
The real reason Brutus killed Caesar. He saw it coming.

[ booooo ]

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