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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[A laugh! Mission complete. He huffs out one of his own, straightening up.]

Aw, c'mon. It goes perfectly with the gasoline stench and everyone's B.O. Someone should trademark this.

[It does not. Moving away from the door as much as he can, given how tiny the stall is, he reaches over to unlock it.]

After you?

[... Can Natalie even squeeze out like this, though?]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-08 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Think it has a chance to sell? Shit, I gotta come up with a catchy jingle now.

[This is fine, though.

Jason blinks, like he doesn't quite realize why she's reluctant... and then he glances down and notices that, hm. She sure would have to get up in his space to make it to the door.

... Clearing his throat.]


Right. Great idea. Lemme just...

[Turns the doorknob so the door s l o w l y creaks open on its own, and then

just kind of

shimmies out?

They're doing great.]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-09 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Definitely.

[Rubbing the back of his neck now that they are free.]

No way we're all fitting inside the loo, though. Not unless we want to play body jenga, anyway. Think there's a chance we're making any pit stops soon?
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-10 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Even the stocks had more elbow space. This thing is a fire hazzard on wheels.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the coyotes. They're an essential part of the experience.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-13 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Right? It's just missing something if you can't get murdered by a pack of coyotes.

[Someone is still salty about, uh, so many things.]