[The bathroom sure is a, uh, lovely place to have this conversation. He wrinkles his nose when he notices the lack of a shower, squinting as the light bulb flickers, and tries not to think of how gosh danged tiny the stall is. Don't mind him as he leans against the door once she's locked it.]
Kind of wondering that myself. [He's trying to play it cool, but... he still sounds tense. For obvious reasons.] I really didn't sign up for a road trip before Manhattan?
[A beat
and he pulls at his scrunchie, letting it snap against his wrist.]
Or, y'know, someone swapping out my clothes for bible camp chic.
Kind of wondering that myself. [He's trying to play it cool, but... he still sounds tense. For obvious reasons.] I really didn't sign up for a road trip before Manhattan?
[A beat
and he pulls at his scrunchie, letting it snap against his wrist.]
Or, y'know, someone swapping out my clothes for bible camp chic.
Of course not. We did everything he said. Every single, last, damn thing.
[Guess who's still fucking pissed about the Damian and Percy thing? This dude is! He works his jaw, clenching and unclenching.]
If this is Hal's idea of a joke, I'm going to turn him into scrap metal.
[Guess who's still fucking pissed about the Damian and Percy thing? This dude is! He works his jaw, clenching and unclenching.]
If this is Hal's idea of a joke, I'm going to turn him into scrap metal.
As long as I get to be first.
[Hah. Haha... This sucks. He stays quiet until she speaks, watching her, and then tentatively reaches over to put a hand on her wrist in an attempt to be comforting.]
... Same as before. We keep our cool, get organized, and find out what the hell they want from us. [Though the thought of getting kidnapped again, after everything that happened... It would be a lie to say his mind isn't going through a thousand different worst case scenarios right now.] We already did this song and dance once. I'm not gonna to sit on my thumbs waiting for whoever set this up to grace us with their presence.
[Hah. Haha... This sucks. He stays quiet until she speaks, watching her, and then tentatively reaches over to put a hand on her wrist in an attempt to be comforting.]
... Same as before. We keep our cool, get organized, and find out what the hell they want from us. [Though the thought of getting kidnapped again, after everything that happened... It would be a lie to say his mind isn't going through a thousand different worst case scenarios right now.] We already did this song and dance once. I'm not gonna to sit on my thumbs waiting for whoever set this up to grace us with their presence.
[He squeezes her hand almost immediately, frowning.]
Then we deal with that, too, one step at a time. We didn't crawl our way out of hell just to lose our shit because some sicko put us on a bus.
Then we deal with that, too, one step at a time. We didn't crawl our way out of hell just to lose our shit because some sicko put us on a bus.
[He offers her a smile, understandably subdued given the situation.]
'Course I am. [Probably.] But what about you? Are you going to be okay?
'Course I am. [Probably.] But what about you? Are you going to be okay?
Hey, since when have you known me to say things I don't mean?
[Haha, anyway — moving on!]
... Yeah, I know. Round 2 isn't exactly what I was hoping after all that talk about the head honchos leaving us the fuck alone. [It's? More than just a little disappointing?] But we got through this together once, and we'll do it again. I'm not letting you, or Percy, quit on me until we get that grand tour.
[Haha, anyway — moving on!]
... Yeah, I know. Round 2 isn't exactly what I was hoping after all that talk about the head honchos leaving us the fuck alone. [It's? More than just a little disappointing?] But we got through this together once, and we'll do it again. I'm not letting you, or Percy, quit on me until we get that grand tour.
Damn right.
[A glance at the toilet... I just realized we did not include a sink in here so they are literally squished between the door and the toilet. Unfortunate.]
Dunno, I'm starting to warm up to it. You don't think the smell of eau de toilette is charming?
[A glance at the toilet... I just realized we did not include a sink in here so they are literally squished between the door and the toilet. Unfortunate.]
Dunno, I'm starting to warm up to it. You don't think the smell of eau de toilette is charming?
[A laugh! Mission complete. He huffs out one of his own, straightening up.]
Aw, c'mon. It goes perfectly with the gasoline stench and everyone's B.O. Someone should trademark this.
[It does not. Moving away from the door as much as he can, given how tiny the stall is, he reaches over to unlock it.]
After you?
[... Can Natalie even squeeze out like this, though?]
Aw, c'mon. It goes perfectly with the gasoline stench and everyone's B.O. Someone should trademark this.
[It does not. Moving away from the door as much as he can, given how tiny the stall is, he reaches over to unlock it.]
After you?
[... Can Natalie even squeeze out like this, though?]
Jury's still out on the "sucking" part, but I don't think any of them are married, so that's a plus?
[Laughs in Chane and Felix...]
What about yours? You can always crash at my place if they're way off their rocker.
[Laughs in Chane and Felix...]
What about yours? You can always crash at my place if they're way off their rocker.
Think it has a chance to sell? Shit, I gotta come up with a catchy jingle now.
[This is fine, though.
Jason blinks, like he doesn't quite realize why she's reluctant... and then he glances down and notices that, hm. She sure would have to get up in his space to make it to the door.
... Clearing his throat.]
Right. Great idea. Lemme just...
[Turns the doorknob so the door s l o w l y creaks open on its own, and then
just kind of
shimmies out?
They're doing great.]
[This is fine, though.
Jason blinks, like he doesn't quite realize why she's reluctant... and then he glances down and notices that, hm. She sure would have to get up in his space to make it to the door.
... Clearing his throat.]
Right. Great idea. Lemme just...
[Turns the doorknob so the door s l o w l y creaks open on its own, and then
just kind of
shimmies out?
They're doing great.]
Sweet. You better invite me over first chance you get to test that puppy out.
[On that note, though... Jason doesn't even hesitate before he lifts the wrist he's wearing his scrunchie on. It will appear white to her, but. It's the principle of the matter?]
Purple. What about you?
[On that note, though... Jason doesn't even hesitate before he lifts the wrist he's wearing his scrunchie on. It will appear white to her, but. It's the principle of the matter?]
Purple. What about you?
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Uh. I got — a power? [Finishing lamely, but that's because...] Travel guide called it Pun and Games. Apparently, I can make three people do whatever the hell I want once a week.
[An idea he is, quite clearly, not comfortable with. Mind control isn't really his thing.]
Tell me you got something less creepy.
[An idea he is, quite clearly, not comfortable with. Mind control isn't really his thing.]
Tell me you got something less creepy.
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