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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-10 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm full of surprises.

[He's digging through the shed when Natalie finds him, checking out all the equipment they have stored here. After a moment, he pulls out a racket.]

Ever played tennis?
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[She won't have to come much closer, at least, because he unceremoniously tosses the racket at her with a shit eating grin.]

Like I'd want you to. Think you can beat me?
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-11 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Welp, guess you discovered my other secret identity. John McEnroe doesn't hold a candle to me.

[He's going to dig another racket out now, though, as well as a tennis ball.]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He throws his arm over his eyes, turning away in the most melodramatic way possible.]

It had to be done. It was the only way to protect you from my enemies.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, you don't wanna get involved in all that racket.

[................... Jason.]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
You know it. But I'm afraid I'm elbow deep in it.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I have an ace up my sleeve.

[unfortunate.]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-22 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Game. Set. Match.

[Said with a shit eating grin. Jason Todd, stop.]
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He mock bows, twice.]

Thanks! It's a gift.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sheesh, everyone's a critic. You were slinging puns five seconds ago.
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[personal profile] extracrispy 2020-06-25 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[A fake gasp.]

I didn't know you could use your power on yourself.