pc catchall for dick.

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[shitpost incoming.]

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Definitely the therapy joke.

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[ ah. ]

Noted. Sorry. For what it's worth, I have seen one a few times?

[ i mean, once or twice, after traumatic events, and technically black canary is not licensed, but sometimes you're a child superhero ]

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No, that's not - it wasn't the joke, I guess, I was just saying I don't need therapy. I was also joking.

[but also she killed her last therapist so it's a weird subject and she doesn't like it]

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So what I'm seeing here is we're both really good at jokes.

[ dry. ]

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Oh, yeah. Definitely.

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It takes talent to be this good. Wanna pet a tiger?

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You sure that's not a great way to get your arm torn off?

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I like to live dangerously.

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Well, you have fun with that, then. I'm going to try to keep all of my limbs.

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All things considered, it's not a bad goal. [ he shrugs ] What animals do you like, anyway?

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Trust me, working with one hand gets old after a while.

[She shrugs, though.]

Cats, I guess. [...] The small kind.

[She is pretty much a cat herself, so it makes sense.]

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[ ah. maybe he should form a club, with everyone he knows lost a limb in one of these games. he tilts his head but doesn't ask ]

You do seem like a cat person. Then again, who isn't? [ so. ] They have those, too, you know.

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Dog people exist, but they're wrong.

[After a second:]

Yeah. I know.

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What if I turned out to be a dog person?

[ there's a beat ]

Okay, so you clearly don't want to go pet kittens.

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...Maybe later.

[When nobody will see her and know that she is Soft.]

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No one is going to judge you for petting a cat, you know that, right?

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I don't care what people think.

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So you'll come pet a cat with me?

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Is there a reason you need me there to do it?

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Is it really that hard to believe I just want to do something with you?

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—Wait, so you weren't just making fun of me?

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[ oh my god? ]

Why would I be making fun of you for this?

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I don't know! Just...

[She waves a hand, which answers nothing.]

Never mind. It's stupid. Let's pet a cat or whatever.

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[ 'i don't care what people think' my ass ]

You sure? You seemed pretty against it earlier. [ but he's still leading the way to c a t ]

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Yeah, but now you're making it a whole thing, so let's just do it.

[She is incredibly bad at this, but also, cats.]