pc catchall for dick.

[successives]

[shitpost incoming.]

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[successives]

I can see how the same skill set would apply in both professions.

[unpredicktable]

It's come in handy once or twice. [ he shrugs ] We had an elephant sometimes in the American tour, and a couple of other animals, but it's not like they were mine.

[successives]

You totally should have taken the elephant when you left.

[unpredicktable]

And hid her in my bedroom?

[successives]

I see no problems with this.

[unpredicktable]

Yeah, I'm sure no one would have tried to discuss the elephant in the room.

[ badumtshhhhhhh ]

[successives]

...I recognize that I practically handed that to you, but also, I have no choice but to never speak to you again. Sorry.

[unpredicktable]

Understandable. I'll miss our talks. [ he pets a cat that has decided to lodge itself into his lap ] But tell me you wouldn't have done the same thing?

[successives]

[She picks up a cat, talking to it rather than Dick.]

Tell him that no, I wouldn't, because I have standards.

[Wrong.]

[unpredicktable]

[ dick looks at his own cat ]

Does she know she's wrong? Should we tell her?

[successives]

[A fake gasp, even as her cat starts squirming.]

How could he insult me like that! I'm so offended!

[unpredicktable]

I think your cat is more offended than you are, at this point.

[ from. the squirming. ]

[successives]

[She's setting it down in her lap, petting it.]

Untrue.

[unpredicktable]

Was the word play really that bad?