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[shitpost incoming.]

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Well, you have fun with that, then. I'm going to try to keep all of my limbs.

[unpredicktable]

All things considered, it's not a bad goal. [ he shrugs ] What animals do you like, anyway?

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Trust me, working with one hand gets old after a while.

[She shrugs, though.]

Cats, I guess. [...] The small kind.

[She is pretty much a cat herself, so it makes sense.]

[unpredicktable]

[ ah. maybe he should form a club, with everyone he knows lost a limb in one of these games. he tilts his head but doesn't ask ]

You do seem like a cat person. Then again, who isn't? [ so. ] They have those, too, you know.

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Dog people exist, but they're wrong.

[After a second:]

Yeah. I know.

[unpredicktable]

What if I turned out to be a dog person?

[ there's a beat ]

Okay, so you clearly don't want to go pet kittens.

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...Maybe later.

[When nobody will see her and know that she is Soft.]

[unpredicktable]

No one is going to judge you for petting a cat, you know that, right?

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I don't care what people think.

[unpredicktable]

So you'll come pet a cat with me?

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Is there a reason you need me there to do it?

[unpredicktable]

Is it really that hard to believe I just want to do something with you?

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—Wait, so you weren't just making fun of me?

[unpredicktable]

[ oh my god? ]

Why would I be making fun of you for this?

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I don't know! Just...

[She waves a hand, which answers nothing.]

Never mind. It's stupid. Let's pet a cat or whatever.

[unpredicktable]

[ 'i don't care what people think' my ass ]

You sure? You seemed pretty against it earlier. [ but he's still leading the way to c a t ]

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Yeah, but now you're making it a whole thing, so let's just do it.

[She is incredibly bad at this, but also, cats.]

[unpredicktable]

My entire point is that it's not a thing, they're just cats!

[ he's laughing but it's not at her. probably. either way! cats. they are in front of the kitten and cat pen. there is so much meowing ]

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This conversation is over.

[Only cats now. She's grabbing a few treats before very carefully making her way into the pen and just... sitting down.]

[unpredicktable]

[ it's only cats, and only caaats, and what came before, won't count anymore, because it's just caaaats who are all over natalie now and dick grins before joining her on the floor, petting a few of them ]

Did you have any pets back home?

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[Cats... She’s trying to make it look like she isn’t enjoying this as much as she is, even as she reaches out to pet one. She shakes her head, though.]

No. We used to have one, but it fell victim to my driving lessons.

[oh.]

[unpredicktable]

[ oh my god ]

... Sorry I asked.

[ he does not know. what to say to that. ]

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[She waves it off.]

You?

[unpredicktable]

Uh... not really. [ he pets a cat ] We traveled around a lot when I was a kid, so pets weren't much of an option.

[successives]

Yeah? Part of the ninja thing?