pc catchall for wei wuxian.

[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[successives]

[...sips a little more this time]

You want to maybe slow down...?

[givethemhell]

Hm... [He will take. A tinier sip.] Better?

[successives]

Yeah, sure.

[There's another small sip of her own.]

It doesn't go to your head if you do that...?

[givethemhell]

Hah, nope! I've only been drunk once before in my life and I've never had a hangover. I could probably drink everyone here into the dirt thrice-over.

[This would be an unreasonable brag for most people, but unfortunately this is Wei Wuxian.]

[successives]

[...]

Are you even human?

[Sip.]

[givethemhell]

Funny enough, you aren't the first to ask me that!

[HE TIPS HIS DRINK HER WAY this is not a cheersing moment and yet.]

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[...]

I bet I could keep up with you.

[natalie no]

[givethemhell]

Hm? Would you be willing to bet something on it?

[WEI WUXIAN NO.]

[successives]

...Did you have something in mind?

[NATALIE!! NO!!]

[givethemhell]

Mmm... Nothing comes to mind off of the top of my head, to be honest! The loser will probably suffer enough, anyway.

[successives]

Right. So I just have to...

[She's

very hurriedly trying to catch up with how much he's drank. It's a terrible idea. Awful.]

There.

[givethemhell]

[And after she catches up, he promptly slams back the rest of his glass.

TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAD.]

There?

[successives]

[She stares at him for a long moment and then

does the same.]

—There...

[BAD DAD]

[givethemhell]

Wow! Not a bad start.

[HE'S THE WORST DAD IN THE WORLD-- Well, no, looks at Hannibal.]

[successives]

[A new and improved dad...]

Yep. I'm doing great. Let's go.

[I decided she's a lightweight because it's funnier. Anyways, she's refilling their glasses.]

[givethemhell]

[oh my god natalie is gonna fuckin die.]

Haha! You really don't hold back at all, do you?

[successives]

That's a good thing, right?

[IS IT]

[givethemhell]

In some things in life, certainly so! Not sure if alcohol would consistently make that list, though.

[successives]

[She waves a hand to dismiss that, handing him the glass now that it's poured.]

It's fine, it's fine.

[givethemhell]

[HE TOASTS IT HER WAY and soundly downs half.]

Is it, though? Haha, I guess we'll find out.

[successives]

[She

tries to do the same and gets about 1/3 down before she hiccups abruptly.]

Find out what?

[givethemhell]

Oh, dear! The hiccups are already here? Haha, goodness.

[NATALIE WILL NEVER KEEP UP WITH HIM.]

[successives]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm doing great.

[givethemhell]

Ah? It really hasn't hit you yet...?

[successives]

Nope. I'm too fast.

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