pc catchall for wei wuxian.

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[SCREAMS]

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[givethemhell]

Wow! Not a bad start.

[HE'S THE WORST DAD IN THE WORLD-- Well, no, looks at Hannibal.]

[successives]

[A new and improved dad...]

Yep. I'm doing great. Let's go.

[I decided she's a lightweight because it's funnier. Anyways, she's refilling their glasses.]

[givethemhell]

[oh my god natalie is gonna fuckin die.]

Haha! You really don't hold back at all, do you?

[successives]

That's a good thing, right?

[IS IT]

[givethemhell]

In some things in life, certainly so! Not sure if alcohol would consistently make that list, though.

[successives]

[She waves a hand to dismiss that, handing him the glass now that it's poured.]

It's fine, it's fine.

[givethemhell]

[HE TOASTS IT HER WAY and soundly downs half.]

Is it, though? Haha, I guess we'll find out.

[successives]

[She

tries to do the same and gets about 1/3 down before she hiccups abruptly.]

Find out what?

[givethemhell]

Oh, dear! The hiccups are already here? Haha, goodness.

[NATALIE WILL NEVER KEEP UP WITH HIM.]

[successives]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm doing great.

[givethemhell]

Ah? It really hasn't hit you yet...?

[successives]

Nope. I'm too fast.

[what]

[givethemhell]

[YEAH, WHAT IS RIGHT.]

You're too fast... for the alcohol to catch you?

[successives]

[She... nods? She nods.]

[givethemhell]

[He. He just reaches out and pats her shoulder.]

You sure about that, friend?

[successives]

Totally. I always know what I’m saying.

[Sip.]

[givethemhell]

We should make another bet, then! That you won't know what you're saying by the time you lose this competition, haha.

[He's so damn mean.]

[successives]

That bet is void, because I'm not going to lose this competition.

[givethemhell]

Alright, alright. But when you do lose, I'll gain extra gloating rights!

[successives]

[sips]

Bring ittttt.

[givethemhell]

Ah, alright, then!

[He tanks the rest of his glass

pours another

and tanks that too.]

[successives]

[She

tries to do that but it's going to take her a solid few minutes.]

[givethemhell]

[HE'S JUST CHUCKLING THE WHOLE WAY. ENTIRELY FINE. NOT EVEN WITH A LITTLE BLUSH OF DRUNKENNESS. NOTHING AT ALL.]

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[successives]

I did it!