pc catchall for wei wuxian.

[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[givethemhell]

[THIS STATEMENT WITH THAT FUCKING ICON LIKE SHE'S SO SMUG SHE HASN'T BARFED. He's cracking his ass up oh my GOD.]

Well now, well now! I can't argue with that in the least!

[successives]

Fuck yeah! Cheers!

[JUST TAKES ANOTHER HUGE SWALLOW]

[givethemhell]

Haha, cheers, cheers indeed! And an extra cheers to you!

[When she is not looking he'll take what's left of the bottle,]

[successives]

[can't believe i have to handwave because i already wrote this bottle into another thread

Anyways.]

Extra...? Why?

[givethemhell]

[SCHRODINGER'S BOTTLE...]

Because you deserve it, my dear! You deserve extras of anything your heart desires.

[successives]

[



takes another sip as an excuse to look away from him because she's clearly both touched and embarrassed]

[givethemhell]

[HE'S JUST LAUGHING LIKE A NERD AND ELBOWING HER.]

[successives]

What?!

[what!!]

[givethemhell]

Ah, nothing, it's nothing. Don't mind me!

[HE'S SENILE.]

[successives]

It seemed like something...

[But.]

Hey. Hey, Wei Wu... Xian.

[givethemhell]

Nope, it's nothing, it's nothing! [A beat, and then:] If Wei Ying is easier for you, you can use that, hah.

[successives]

How many names do you have...?

[She’ll probably remember that later.]

[givethemhell]

[Natalie is doing her best.]

Only two! It's common where I come from. There's your birth name and your courtesy name.

[successives]

So the one you told me is... more special?

[Siiiip.]

[givethemhell]

Only used by dear friends and family! Or enemies who don't respect you enough to use your courtesy name, haha.

[HAHA.]

Anyway! What was it that you wanted to say?

[successives]

We're family...?

[did

did she already forget calling him dad]

[givethemhell]

[DID SHE ALREADY FORGET CALLING HIM DAD. He fuckin wheeze-laughs.]

Don't tell me you'd break my heart and call me so kindly just for show!