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[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[givethemhell]

The person I was cleaning with before left.

[And he just decided to

stick around in the pantry, apparently.]

Are you going to have a whole conversation with me through a door?

[successives]

How long have you been sitting in there alone?

[She pauses for a second.]

I haven't decided yet.

[at

at least she's honest]

[givethemhell]

Mmm... Good question! It's hard to tell without any clocks.

[After a second

a packet of seasoning gets pushed under the door toward her side.]

[successives]

[The seasoning packet gets pushed back under the door after about thirty seconds. Betrayal.]

[givethemhell]

[THIRTY WHOLE SECONDS OF JUST STARING AT THE SEASONING PACKET.

A few seconds later, a single peanut is pushed under the door.]

[successives]

[The peanut is returned in record time.]

[givethemhell]

[This time, there's a pause of almost a minute, with only the faint sound of crunching and rustling..........

Then he pushes back some sort of wrapper folded into the shape of a flat crane, so it can fit under the door.]

[successives]

[She immediately pushes it back

but then she opens the door.]

If you were trying to clean, you don’t have to waste time on something like that.

[givethemhell]

[HIS CRANE!! He just laughs when the door swings open again though, and plucks it up off of the floor before springing to his feet, too.]

What, do you not like it? Do you like other animals more? I could try my hand at something else! A cat, maybe? Or a flower?

[successives]

Don't make another one, I'm not going to keep it.

[She doesn't want his friendship tokens!! Anyways, she's coming in.]

What part were you cleaning?

[givethemhell]

[He flips it between his fingers and then holds it out toward her anyway!!]

Are you sure you don't want one? I'll just throw it out, otherwise. [It is just a wrapper, after all.

But he'll scoot over and point toward the bottom shelf where all the dry goods are! He's like, organized beans and rice and stuff in stacks.]

This part, mostly! Just counting what we have, sticking it all together, cleaning up any stray beans, you know.

[successives]

You can give it to someone else if you don't want to throw it out.

[She comes over to look at the pantry, though, bending down. It's not that she wants to help, she's just making sure he didn't do it wrong!!]

[givethemhell]

It's fine, I don't mind getting rid of it.

[He'll just shove it back into his shirt for now though, since he ain't getting up to find a trashcan just yet.

He also glances up and over toward her and her INSPECTION.]

—Looking to see if I've stolen any beans?

[why]

[successives]

Definitely. Who knows what bean thievery you could have gotten up to on your own?

[It's so sarcastic.]

[givethemhell]

Exactly so! You've already interrupted my meticulous and well-thought-out plan to cause our bean supplies to slowly dwindle, driving everyone into a state of bean-deprived madness.

[He reaches out to fondly pat a sack of beans as he says this.]

[successives]

[Solemnly:]

I have no choice but to report this to the bean authorities.

[givethemhell]

[Dramatically GASPS, PLACING A HAND ON HIS CHEST.]

You can't turn me in already! I only just got here, I don't want to sit in the isolation cabin!

[successives]

It's too late. Your bean crimes end today.

[givethemhell]

I'm too young to go to bean crimes jail, though!

[HE'S ONE OF THE OLDEST PEOPLE HERE.]

[successives]

You're, like, three times as old as me.

[untrue]

[givethemhell]

I'm not that old! Do you think I'm a grandfather, ah?

[He looks away from the beans at last so he can STARE AT HER, SCANDALIZED.]

[successives]

[She takes this opportunity to scoot the beans away from his hand.]

You never know.

[what]

[givethemhell]

[WHY IS SHE TAKING HIS BEANS. Anyway he gives her a LOOK at that, excuse him.]

How many grandchildren do you think I'd have then, hm?

[successives]

I don't know, how many radish children do you have?

[Did she already memorize the profiles? Maybe so.]

[givethemhell]

[hi5 for lowkey immediately memorizing the profiles... SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA. He also HUFFS.]

He was not a radish, I just planted him in the dirt like one.

[Does. Does that answer anything at all.]