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[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[givethemhell]

Hah, just that not everyone is as caring as you, that's all.

[He can't, like, blame other people for celebrating his death but he also doesn't want to get into that so this is the best she gets.]

[successives]

Pretty sure most people are way more caring than I am.

[He hit her reflexive need to shove compliments away, so she won’t delve too deep into his logic there.]

[givethemhell]

Hah, maybe so, maybe so.

[He says in an absolutely indulgent tone like someone telling their drunk best friend that yeah no worries they totally seem sober.]

Here - mind stacking these cans, too?

[successives]

Stop that immediately.

[She takes the first can a little too quickly, stacking it with a frown.]

[givethemhell]

I'm just stacking beans!

[HANDS OVER ANOTHER STACK OF CANS.]

[successives]

[THROWS THE CAN BACK AT HIM but like, very lightly.]

[givethemhell]

[HE CATCHES IT after it bounces off of him, and then stacks it so it's upside down.]

[successives]

[She gently puts it right side up while closing her eyes.]

[givethemhell]

[He makes eye contact with her while stacking them into a pyramid and putting the very top can upside down........]

[successives]

[Maintains eye contact as she removes the can from the bottom corner of the pyramid and makes it topple.]

[givethemhell]

Ah. My beans.

[JUST WATCHES THE CANS ROLL ALL OVER THE PLACE.]

[successives]

I spilled them.

[shut the fuck up]

[givethemhell]

[UN FUCKIN FORTUNATELY HE KNOWS THIS PHRASE SO HE JUST SITS THERE GOING hehehe]