Right? It's just missing something if you can't get murdered by a pack of coyotes.
[Someone is still salty about, uh, so many things.]
[Someone is still salty about, uh, so many things.]
[He throws his arm over his eyes, turning away in the most melodramatic way possible.]
It had to be done. It was the only way to protect you from my enemies.
It had to be done. It was the only way to protect you from my enemies.
What, breaking the rules once wasn't enough?
[He's kidding, but also—]
Might as well ask Percy and Damian about theirs, though. Us whole assers gotta stick together, right?
[He's kidding, but also—]
Might as well ask Percy and Damian about theirs, though. Us whole assers gotta stick together, right?
... You, too, huh. Can't say I was surprised by watching the door slam shut on me. But getting knocked out? That's new.
[Well. Getting knocked out without an NPC coming for his life, anyway.]
[Well. Getting knocked out without an NPC coming for his life, anyway.]
Your cabin might be a better idea. If one of my roommates winds up dead, I'd think my other roommate did it.
[Spider cabin is, uh, doing great.]
Let's invite Percy and Damian, too. Safety in numbers and all that jazz.
[Spider cabin is, uh, doing great.]
Let's invite Percy and Damian, too. Safety in numbers and all that jazz.
[HEWWO, NATALIE... Sometime after the execution, someone is going to be knocking on the door of her cabin! Wonder who that is?]
[He's slightly wet because, uh, this dumb fool forgot he had a perfectly nice poncho from when they were on the bus. But it's fine. Once she opens the door, he responds with a quiet:]
Hey.
[And steps inside, taking a look around her cabin to see what they've done to the place — before focusing on her.]
... That was bad even by our standards, huh. [Can someone say yikes.] Are you, uh... y'know, okay?
Hey.
[And steps inside, taking a look around her cabin to see what they've done to the place — before focusing on her.]
... That was bad even by our standards, huh. [Can someone say yikes.] Are you, uh... y'know, okay?
Feels like "unfair" is putting it lightly. That was complete and utter bullshit.
[It's fine. Blanket forts can happen in the future for deer cabin... The rubs the back of his neck, eyebrows furrowed. Saying "I've seen worse" seems inappropriate, so he bites back that comment (for once) to nod.]
I'm fine. I'm doing better than most people here, I bet.
[It's fine. Blanket forts can happen in the future for deer cabin... The rubs the back of his neck, eyebrows furrowed. Saying "I've seen worse" seems inappropriate, so he bites back that comment (for once) to nod.]
I'm fine. I'm doing better than most people here, I bet.
Depends. You up to hear the synopsis for the latest episode of Real Housewives of Gatonina?
[It's... something. Spider cabin is something.]
If they say no, I guess we can always ask Percy and Damian about their roommates. As long as we're not caught outside.
[It's... something. Spider cabin is something.]
If they say no, I guess we can always ask Percy and Damian about their roommates. As long as we're not caught outside.
Really? We could call ourselves the asses, too. It's short. Easy to remember. Rolls off the tongue nicely.
Right. But I hope you know the same goes for you, too. If someone starts shit in your vicinity, I wanna know about it.
[Let! Him! Fight! He says, knowing Natalie blocked him from shanking a man for her. It's fine.]
[Let! Him! Fight! He says, knowing Natalie blocked him from shanking a man for her. It's fine.]
Believe me, you don't wanna get involved in all that racket.
[................... Jason.]
[................... Jason.]
It doesn't. It shouldn't have been counted as one in the first place. And the guys running this show are assholes for implying it's our fault.
[Everything sucks, man.]
Sure. As long as you talk about it, too. Don't think I didn't notice you didn't say if you were okay or not.
[Everything sucks, man.]
Sure. As long as you talk about it, too. Don't think I didn't notice you didn't say if you were okay or not.
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