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[shitpost incoming.]

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[successives]

Yeah, I know. It’s on your boarding pass.

[Which is about 50% of why she isn’t angry at him. It isn’t exactly a huge shock that he did, in fact, keep a secret.]

[unpredicktable]

... I try to keep it to things that are necessary.

[ he hates being outed by boarding passes ]

[successives]

...I wasn’t trying to accuse you of anything. Sorry.

[unpredicktable]

[ for some reason, her apology makes him huff out a laugh ]

Okay. Let's-- how about we start over, so we don't get into a cycle of apologizing over and over? [ dick hasn't said the word sorry, not yet, but they're going into trying to explain themselves enough he gets that feeling ]

[successives]

Huh. Weird. I'm pretty sure I didn't hear you apologize at all.

[She says that, but she's going to stop him if he actually tries to.]

[unpredicktable]

Oh, well, in that case, I'm--

[successives]

[HOLDS UP A HAND]

No. Stop.

[unpredicktable]

[ he snickers a bit but does stop ]

Alright. So, how are you feeling?

[successives]

I don’t think anyone is really jumping for joy right now, but... It’s like the others said. We’ll find another way.

[Which seems much more optimistic than her usual stance? Weird.]

[unpredicktable]

[ well, he notices that, but he's not going to point it out and ruin it ?? ]

Right. It was nice that everyone seemed to be on the same page.

[successives]

Yeah. Kind of surprising, but not the worst thing ever.

[Teamwork...]

[unpredicktable]

I guess we do have something in common to pull us all together... even if it's just the world's worst summer camp ever.

[successives]

Ugh. I might gag.

[She very clearly will not.]

[unpredicktable]

From the teamwork, or the summer camp?

[successives]

I mean. Both?

[unpredicktable]

That's valid. [ teamwork is disgusting, said dick, who has always worked as a team. he tilts his head a bit ] Ever been to an actual summer camp?

[successives]

[She nods.]

Unsurprisingly, music camp.

[unpredicktable]

Was it at least a classical one, or were you suffering all the other kids all summer?

[successives]

I think I've been conditioned to get angry every time I hear the first few notes of Camptown Races.

[unpredicktable]

Oh, you mean, like... [ he starts to whistle. ]

[successives]

You know, if anything were to happen, some people might say you provoked me.

[unpredicktable]

[ he stops ]

No one would blame you. ... But you have to admit you made it easy.

[successives]

I can't believe you would exploit my only weakness like this.

[unpredicktable]

You've made a mistake. Now I've got blackmail on you about your one and only weakness.

[successives]

[Deadpan:]

Oh, no. Please have mercy, you treacherous villain.