pc catchall for dick.

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[shitpost incoming.]

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I don’t think anyone is really jumping for joy right now, but... It’s like the others said. We’ll find another way.

[Which seems much more optimistic than her usual stance? Weird.]

[unpredicktable]

[ well, he notices that, but he's not going to point it out and ruin it ?? ]

Right. It was nice that everyone seemed to be on the same page.

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Yeah. Kind of surprising, but not the worst thing ever.

[Teamwork...]

[unpredicktable]

I guess we do have something in common to pull us all together... even if it's just the world's worst summer camp ever.

[successives]

Ugh. I might gag.

[She very clearly will not.]

[unpredicktable]

From the teamwork, or the summer camp?

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I mean. Both?

[unpredicktable]

That's valid. [ teamwork is disgusting, said dick, who has always worked as a team. he tilts his head a bit ] Ever been to an actual summer camp?

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[She nods.]

Unsurprisingly, music camp.

[unpredicktable]

Was it at least a classical one, or were you suffering all the other kids all summer?

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I think I've been conditioned to get angry every time I hear the first few notes of Camptown Races.

[unpredicktable]

Oh, you mean, like... [ he starts to whistle. ]

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You know, if anything were to happen, some people might say you provoked me.

[unpredicktable]

[ he stops ]

No one would blame you. ... But you have to admit you made it easy.

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I can't believe you would exploit my only weakness like this.

[unpredicktable]

You've made a mistake. Now I've got blackmail on you about your one and only weakness.

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[Deadpan:]

Oh, no. Please have mercy, you treacherous villain.

[unpredicktable]

Hmmm... I suppose I can show some mercy. Mostly because I don't actually remember how the rest of that song goes.

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You know what, I'll take it.

[unpredicktable]

For the record, since I asked you-- never been to any camp. This? Is a terrible first experience.

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I was about to say I'd take it over listening to that awful flutist for two months, but nah, I can't even joke about that.

[Anyways!]

Maybe you can get a better primer when all this is over. [...] Although you're a little bit old for it, I guess. Too busy hacking?

[unpredicktable]

Among other things. Besides, if I'd been sent to camp at any point, I would've escaped, and that would be way more trouble on everyone's part.

[successives]

You're making it sound like you would have been shipped off against your will.

[unpredicktable]

Is that not how summer camps usually go?

[ it is hard to tell if he's kidding or not ]

[successives]

Maybe some people like the neverending smell of bug spray. You never know.