pc catchall for wei wuxian.

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[SCREAMS]

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[After a second, she shrugs.]

I don't know, both? A mix, I guess.

[givethemhell]

[OH, NATALIE... Oooh, Natalie. He huffs out a little laugh.]

I don't feel bad. [FIRST AND FOREMOST.] And I'm certainly not worried that you can't make food for yourself, so!

[He is...... an anomaly. An anomaly who's reaching for a bowl so he can spoon some soup up for Natalie.]

I'm thinking about trying something with the fish from the lake next week. A stew, maybe?

[successives]

I didn't really mean worried about the food thing specifically...

[She lets it drop there, though, as she takes the bowl.]

You sure they're not weird monster fish?

[givethemhell]

[He just laughs at that, light and amused, but without any mockery to it. OH, NATALIE.]

There are strange things down there! But the fish that swim near the surface and the ones you can catch are generally edible.

[Generally, because sometimes you catch Kondou-san the shark.]

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Well, I guess we'll have to await your generally edible stew with bated breath.

[She takes a spoonful of this, though, after blowing on it.]

[givethemhell]

Ah? I'm going to catch the edible things! Have a little more faith in me!

[Will he, though. Will he??

Anyway, she'll find the soup quite mild this time! There's some good flavor to it but it's basically like a chicken noodle soup but without the noodles, and with pork instead of chicken. A comfort food!]

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Hm.

[We shall see!! As for the soup:]

...It's alright, I guess.

[High praise, once more...]

[givethemhell]

Hmm...

[HMMMMM.]

--What are your favorite foods, anyway?

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—No. I see what you're doing.

[what]

[givethemhell]

Hm? Ah? What is it that I'm doing, exactly?

[HE SAYS SO VERY INNOCENTLY.]

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You're... leading up so you can do something really nice later, but I don't need you to.

[givethemhell]

I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about, friend! I'm just curious. There are a lot of foods I've never heard of until coming here, after all. You know - ah, you probably don't, actually - but I come from a time before any of this. Running water! Electricity! We cooked all our meals in the hearth and carried buckets of hot water to fill our tubs, one by one.

[HE'S A YE OLDE. Even though he's adopted to modern amenities quite seamlessly...]

You're from a place much further ahead, yes? Can't I be curious as to what you have, what you like?

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...Spaghetti, I guess.

[Said as though he's pulling out her very teeth.]

[givethemhell]

[This is incredible.]

Ah! Really? What a coincidence, that's one of Winter Wizard's favorite foods, too!

[successives]

...Never mind. I changed my mind.

[WHAT]

[givethemhell]

Hm. [HM.] So what is it now? Peanut butter?

[WHY PEANUT BUTTER ONLY.]

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No! Stop, I don’t want your shirt jars.

[givethemhell]

[HUFFS.]

Who said I'd share with you, anyway?

[THAT'S HIS SHIRT JAR!! Wait why does he have another one.]

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Well, good! I don't want you to!

[i hate this so much]

[givethemhell]

What about peanut butter from the pantry?

[WHY PEANUT BUTTER!!]

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Why are you so hung up on peanut butter? It isn't even that good.

[Cannot believe I must disown my own character.]

[givethemhell]

[Can't believe Wei Wuxian is going to have to disown his own child.]

--How could you say that?! It's amazing! Wonderful! One of the best things in the pantry!

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Are you done?

[givethemhell]

[He pauses for a second, like he's seriously considering his answer to this.]

...I suppose so, yes.

[successives]

Good.

[...]

What were we talking about?

[a man is dead]