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I didn't really mean worried about the food thing specifically...

[She lets it drop there, though, as she takes the bowl.]

You sure they're not weird monster fish?

[He just laughs at that, light and amused, but without any mockery to it. OH, NATALIE.]

There are strange things down there! But the fish that swim near the surface and the ones you can catch are generally edible.

[Generally, because sometimes you catch Kondou-san the shark.]

Well, I guess we'll have to await your generally edible stew with bated breath.

[She takes a spoonful of this, though, after blowing on it.]

Ah? I'm going to catch the edible things! Have a little more faith in me!

[Will he, though. Will he??

Anyway, she'll find the soup quite mild this time! There's some good flavor to it but it's basically like a chicken noodle soup but without the noodles, and with pork instead of chicken. A comfort food!]

Hm.

[We shall see!! As for the soup:]

...It's alright, I guess.

[High praise, once more...]

Hmm...

[HMMMMM.]

--What are your favorite foods, anyway?

—No. I see what you're doing.

[what]

Hm? Ah? What is it that I'm doing, exactly?

[HE SAYS SO VERY INNOCENTLY.]

You're... leading up so you can do something really nice later, but I don't need you to.

I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about, friend! I'm just curious. There are a lot of foods I've never heard of until coming here, after all. You know - ah, you probably don't, actually - but I come from a time before any of this. Running water! Electricity! We cooked all our meals in the hearth and carried buckets of hot water to fill our tubs, one by one.

[HE'S A YE OLDE. Even though he's adopted to modern amenities quite seamlessly...]

You're from a place much further ahead, yes? Can't I be curious as to what you have, what you like?

...Spaghetti, I guess.

[Said as though he's pulling out her very teeth.]

[This is incredible.]

Ah! Really? What a coincidence, that's one of Winter Wizard's favorite foods, too!

...Never mind. I changed my mind.

[WHAT]

Hm. [HM.] So what is it now? Peanut butter?

[WHY PEANUT BUTTER ONLY.]

No! Stop, I don’t want your shirt jars.

[HUFFS.]

Who said I'd share with you, anyway?

[THAT'S HIS SHIRT JAR!! Wait why does he have another one.]

Well, good! I don't want you to!

[i hate this so much]

What about peanut butter from the pantry?

[WHY PEANUT BUTTER!!]

Why are you so hung up on peanut butter? It isn't even that good.

[Cannot believe I must disown my own character.]

[Can't believe Wei Wuxian is going to have to disown his own child.]

--How could you say that?! It's amazing! Wonderful! One of the best things in the pantry!

Are you done?

[He pauses for a second, like he's seriously considering his answer to this.]

...I suppose so, yes.

Good.

[...]

What were we talking about?

[a man is dead]

[A man is super dead, no need to consider it.]

We were talking about spaghetti and other good food! Besides peanut butter, which you've made very clear you're only lukewarm about.

You know, you asked me first and then grilled me about peanut butter for five minutes, but you didn't actually tell me what yours is.

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