pc catchall for belph.

[successives]

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[axilium]

That might be too much to ask for, considering it's him.

[successives]

Cool, let me rephrase. Please don't drink the wine he stuffed into his clothes.

[axilium]

What if I'm desperate?

[successives]

Do I need to be concerned?

[axilium]

Not at all.

[successives]

If you're desperate enough to drink clothes wine, maybe I should be.

[axilium]

Fine, I'll be sure to ask him only for the freshly-retrieved-from-the-ground wine. Happy now?

[successives]

...Why is it in the ground?

[axilium]

He makes it from scratch using fruit from the kitchen. It needs to ferment in a dark space for a few days.

[successives]

Gross.

[axilium]

Don't be prejudiced against his Ye Olde ways, Natalie.

[successives]

No, I'm definitely going to do that.

[axilium]

Tsk tsk. Rude.

[successives]

I can't believe you expect better at this point.

[axilium]

Well, it's true that if you were anything less—or more?—we probably wouldn't be talking.

[successives]

...Wow. I'm actually not sure whether that was a compliment or an insult.

[axilium]

I'm just saying that nice and polite people have an aversion to me, for some reason? Depends on whether you consider those adjectives to be insulting or not.

[successives]

Ah. So it was a dig at yourself instead.

[axilium]

I'm self-aware.