pc catchall for stephanie.

[successives]

[shitpost incoming.]

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[successives]

If we've been wandering around for hours and have somehow collectively missed a body, we deserve this at least a little.

[vigilantics]

[ ... ]

We missed a body in a piano once...

[successives]

—Who put a body in a piano?!

[vigilantics]

They're not here.

[


wait. no that was belph's murder.

steph does not correct herself. ]

[successives]

Well, whoever they are, they suck.

[She wrinkles her nose for a second, before:]

Wait - it's not the same piano that's sitting in my cabin right now, is it? Please tell me there was not a body in that piano at any point in time.

[vigilantics]

[ she shakes her head. ]

Nah, it was a different one. We had a music hall with different instruments.

[successives]

...At least there's that.

[Even if she still sounds! Annoyed!]

[vigilantics]

... let's just assume there won't be a repeat.

[ BELPH!! ]

[successives]

Anyone who touches the piano gets punched.

[also, murdering is bad, but.]

[vigilantics]

... we will guard it with our lives.