pc catchall for stephanie.

[successives]

[shitpost incoming.]

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[vigilantics]

I can outrun him even with one leg.

[successives]

[...]

Damian, then.

[vigilantics]

Tt.

[successives]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[vigilantics]

He's busy raising his grandchildren.

[successives]

We both know he's never too busy to appear out of nowhere and scold us.

[vigilantics]

I bet he has us bugged.

[successives]

If there's anyone who could do that in a summer camp, it would be him.

[vigilantics]

It's like a horror movie, but a toddler is involved.

[successives]

He's just terrifying in a different way than most creepy children in horror movies.

[vigilantics]

He probably scopes out what would be the best spot to jump scare you.

[successives]

You think he's made a map of each place yet?

[vigilantics]

Yes.

In crayon.

[successives]

We should confiscate it.

[vigilantics]

Put it somewhere very high.

[successives]

He may take that as a challenge.

[vigilantics]

Good. He'll be distracted.

[successives]

...Is there another part to this fake map plan I'm not aware of yet?

[vigilantics]

... yes.

Yes there is.

[successives]

Do you know what it is yet, or do you need a few minutes?

[vigilantics]

This long pause is most definitely for dramatic effect and only dramatic effect.

[successives]

[sage nod]

[vigilantics]

We can slightly change the topic, which is also not a distraction tactic.

[successives]

Anything in mind?

[vigilantics]

We can file complaints to make this place ADA compliant.