pc catchall for dick.

[successives]

[shitpost incoming.]

Comments

[unpredicktable]

Wow. Never mind, you've lost subject change privileges.

[successives]

Why, do you have something better?

[Literally anything is better than that, so probably!!]

[unpredicktable]

Please. Literally anything would be better than that. You could've talked about the bunnies and been better off.

[successives]

Do you have any deep thoughts on the bunnies, Dick?

[she may or may not be using his name intentionally]

[unpredicktable]

They are very cute.

[ innocently ]

[successives]

Cool. Good talk.

[unpredicktable]

[ he laughs a bit-- ]

Please, like the weather was any better. "Real foggy out there". What are we, office workers?

[successives]

Look, it was the first thing that came to mind after you made everything weird, okay?

[unpredicktable]

Were you trying to counter the weird with the most boring topic possible?

[successives]

It worked, didn't it? Now we're talking about something else.

[unpredicktable]

Fair enough. I guess I'll give you that one, Natalie.

[ he GUESSES ]