pc catchall for dick.

[successives]

[shitpost incoming.]

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[unpredicktable]

[ IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION but he doesn't admit that ]

Well, congratulations. Make sure not to tell everyone here-- I have it on good authority that they're all seriously quick on planning a wedding.

[ last week was a lot ]

[successives]

I'm sixteen years old, please don't even bring that up as a possibility.

[unpredicktable]

They've talked about women being of marriageable age so often.

[ he sounds exhausted just thinking about it ]

I get that they're all from-- weird, alternate olden times, but why did it keep happening.

[successives]

I am not of marriageable age until I have a PhD and I'm ready to punch the next person who mentions that term.

[unpredicktable]

I'm pretty sure marriageable age is the age you want to get married, so punching them seems like an appropriate response.

[successives]

[After a moment:]

What about you? Anybody like that?

[unpredicktable]

[ the question takes him by surprise and he looks away, rubbing the back of his neck ]

Kinda? But he's not... a camper. We met on the ship.

[successives]

...I'm sorry. But you're probably glad he's - well, not that he's not here, but that he's not awake to deal with this, at least.

[Unless he's one of the people who permadied, but she doesn't really want to bring that up.]

[unpredicktable]

... Yeah. [ there's something in his tone... but dick shakes his head ] You don't have to apologize. I wasn't sure when or if I'd ever see him again in the first place. We were heading off to our respective homes before this thing.

[successives]

So you didn't get the whole option of interdimensional travel that most games did, either?

[unpredicktable]

Noooooope.

[ he has nothing else to say to that. the ship sucked!!!! ]

[successives]

Damn. You really did get the short end of the stick, didn't you?

[Not that she didn't know that before, but.]

[unpredicktable]

And yet we still had hint vouchers.

[ not having hints is bullshit ]

[successives]

You got hint vouchers? We didn’t even get to look at the bodies.

[wack.jpg]

[unpredicktable]

You couldn't look at the bodies?

[ what the fuck ]

[successives]

Or leave to check out the murder related areas.

[She sighs.]

Our host didn’t have to deal with the whole “I can’t say anything” deal, he just fucking hated us.

[unpredicktable]

No wonder you guys couldn't solve anything. Did you get to check out anything at all, or were you just... talking things out?

[successives]

If someone found a weapon on Friday and thought to grab it, they could bring it, I guess.

[...]

He let everyone else leave to get lunch once because they just kind of gave up halfway through the last trial, but he stopped them from doing anything, like, remotely useful while they were gone.

[unpredicktable]

... Okay. I think the lesson here is that all these places sucked.

[successives]

I really do think our groups got it the worst. Like, you guys definitely take the lead, but...

[unpredicktable]

Let's... not make it a competition. We're already in one.

[ and also remembering how much everything sucked is just. depressing ]

[successives]

No, that's not what I was trying to...

[...]

You're right. Never mind.

[unpredicktable]

[ nods. and: ]

But you're absolutely right that our groups were the worst off. Not that it's a competition.

[successives]

Right. I just... What I meant was, um...

[She trails off.]

[unpredicktable]

You wanted to vent and I ruined it?

[ he is assuming. ]