[He will give her eternal points for sweating without yelling or crying. Off he trots! He'll come back with a glass of milk and also a piece of bread.]
[She can't answer because she is busy chugging the rest of the glass of milk once she's done with the bread. She might be tearing up a little? Or, like, a lot. It's fine.]
no subject
I just got it out of the pantry.
[Not his shirt, don't... don't worry...]
no subject
stuffs it haphazardly in the milk for ten seconds
shoves it in her mouth.]
no subject
[For the inevitable Next Time that he tricks someone into eating spicy food.]
no subject
no subject
--Need another piece of bread?
no subject
[Please save her.]