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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not! [...] I already ate it.

[And apparently still has. Part of the lid... which eventually does tumble out of his shirt, hitting him in the nose on its way to the ground. There is half a peanut butter lid, just hanging out there with her shampoo.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile Wei Wuxian is trying to reach for it so he can start cutting through this net... The good news is, with all the stretching he's doing, they're probably gonna fuckin get untangled by accident before he can grab it.]

No, no! I had peanut butter in my shirt. It's gone now, but I kept the lid. To throw out later, remember?

[Why did he throw out the jar and not the broken lid?? A mystery.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-18 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, a lot of people don't seem to enjoy how I store things, for some reason!

[FOR SOME REASON.

He also twists far enough that his end of the net comes undone and he falls on his head.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
...But look, on the positive side, we're free!

[He says, just sort of lying where he fell.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think I may just stay here until things are less cursed, though. Just in case.

[What if a pickle ball racket flings itself at his head??]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, on the ground. I don't mind being on the ground, you know.

[Just in case she for some reason hasn't noticed.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He folds his hands over his stomach, humming.]

It's not so bad here, but lying on the beach is much nicer.
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[This is their home now.]

Mm, exactly! But the lake here is very different from the ones back home. We don't have black sand... It's very pretty!