pc catchall for wei wuxian.

[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[givethemhell]

And yet, it's easier for me to get around than it is for you.

[successives]

[



She slumps a little bit.]

Why was this the one week we got a mountain to climb...

[She's! So salty!]

[givethemhell]

[RUFFLING HER HAIR AGAIN!! Gently and fondly, though.]

Do you like climbing mountains?

[successives]

No, but I bet there's something really cool at the top and I won't see it until next week.

[She's just curious, mostly.]

[givethemhell]

Do you want me to go look and tell you what's up there?

[He will because no injury is enough to stop his ass.]

[successives]

Oh my god, you just admitted to me you're almost falling apart. Stop.

[givethemhell]

I said nothing was falling out!

[CLEARLY HE'S FINE.]

[successives]

Please try to keep it that way.

[givethemhell]

Mm, maybe I should stitch it up later to be safe.

[Wei Wuxian casually stitching his gut hole shut.]

[successives]

Maybe you could ask Dick to help.

[givethemhell]

Maybe, maybe. Don't want to bother him too much, though. Is there anything else you'd like while we're here?

[They're just perusin' the clothing now...]

[successives]

...No, I don't think so.

[After a second:]

Sorry you have to deal with your - zombie stuff.

[givethemhell]

In general? Or the wounds? Neither is a problem, in any case - comes with the territory.

[Of being a necromancer.]

[successives]

Well, I meant the wounds, but - both, I guess? Also, please don’t be so casual about this.

[wwx your insides]

[givethemhell]

Sometimes they just get a bit overexcited, is all. It's fine!

[A LITTLE PUNCHY, A LITTLE GNAW-Y...]

[successives]

Terrifying...