pc catchall for wei wuxian.

[successives]

[SCREAMS]

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[successives]

[Dad Fight: The Daddening.]

I guess so.

[givethemhell]

[Can't believe Hannibal and Wei Wuxian are going to have a bad dad jokeathon until one of them dies.

ANYWAY time to not spend more energy thinking about that scrub. Instead:]

I'm glad that you were able to make more good friends over there, though. That - Xion, you said, right? She seemed very kind-hearted! You should tell me more about your friends.

[He is the dad talking to his kid on their first day back from school.]

[successives]

They're all stupid except Xion and Yuna.

[That's her immediate response to 'you should tell me more about your friends', apparently.]

[givethemhell]

Wouldn't you say that about most people you speak to, though? How does that tell me anything at all about the ones you like?

[This shameless self-roast, just so he can also roast Natalie's tsun tendencies.]

[successives]

There’s a difference between liking someone and working together.

[She says, while not denying that they’re her friends... Anyways.]

Uh - Xion and Yuna, like I mentioned. Way too nice. Disturbingly nice. Shinnosuke’s at the opposite end of the spectrum, he’s even meaner than I am. Sara and Milla were older than I am, so friend might not be the best word, but... [Role models.] And Noctis is a nerd with horrible fashion sense who is somehow supposed to rule a country someday.

[givethemhell]

[SHE'S SO.........MUCH. He just gives her a Knowing Look, but will be merciful and not otherwise say anything.]

Ah! Quite a few of them there, then. [He sees, he sees.] You do have a way with words, don't you?

[successives]

...What is that supposed to mean?

[Absolutely do not let her live.]

[givethemhell]

Nothing, nothing! Nothing in particular.

[NOTHING AT ALL, IT'S FINE. He's being merciful! Mercy!!

No he's just being a teasing goblin.]

[successives]

No, you were clearly thinking something. Out with it.

[ :T!! ]

[givethemhell]

Nothing, really! I'd just love to hear your descriptions of everyone else you know, if that's how you describe your friends.

[VERY FUNNY.]

[successives]

I told you that we just worked together.

[Hmmmm.]

[givethemhell]

Ah, right, right. Silly me! How could I forget so soon?

[SILLY, SILLY HIM.]

[successives]

[HUFFS.]

My first game needed, like, more direct teamwork than this one does. That's all.

[Fellow associates...]

[givethemhell]

Mm, I believe you! So, teammates, then?

[Teammates who also happen to be... friends, perhaps??]

[successives]

I guess...

[why does she even sound a little bit self conscious about that]

[givethemhell]

[Because she is a tsuntsun moron.]

Don't tell me you can't even use "teammates" easily...

[successives]

We weren't actually a team. We were... a group of people who had the same goal.

[what the fuck natalie]

[givethemhell]

[HE'S JUST FUCKIN STARING AT HER.]

...Is - that not what you would call a team?

[successives]

Well, we... accomplished the goal we were going for, so no, not anymore.

[givethemhell]

So now you're just friends!

[A NOD. He sees, he sees.]

[successives]

[screams internally]

Why do you have to make it weird?

[By reminding her she has friends??]

[givethemhell]

[SHE'S THE ONE MAKING IT WEIRD.]

I think we're somehow on two very different pages!