givethemhell: (labor on that midnight wire)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[First off i hope she blew on it to cool it off first because potatoes are fckin nuclear with heat PLEASE DO NOT BURN YOUR MOUTH FROM SOMETHING FRESH OFF THE STOVE NATALIE!!!

Second, it will probably not go well...... He made it for himself so he didn't hold back much on the spice, beyond whatever limitations he has thanks to this place not having like, Sichuan levels of peppers. He also tried not to get too much of the sauce since then she'd have Concentrated Pepper with nothing to cut it. IT IS STILL VERY SPICY, THOUGH. But also tasty, if she can get past the burn!]


So? What do you think? How is it?
givethemhell: (who me?)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE AIN'T WEAK. Wei Wuxian looks pretty pleased?! People usually just spit his spicy monstrosities out and curse him.]

Ah! Really? You think so? I'm glad! Most people don't like this level of heat, haha.

[HE CAN TELL FROM HER EXPRESSION THAT SHE DOESN'T EITHER but he won't call her out. It's a kindness for the compliment.]
givethemhell: (curiouser still)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He will give her eternal points for sweating without yelling or crying. Off he trots! He'll come back with a glass of milk and also a piece of bread.]

I just got it out of the pantry.

[Not his shirt, don't... don't worry...]
givethemhell: (curiouser still)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
--Oh! That's pretty smart, I'll have to remember that for later.

[For the inevitable Next Time that he tricks someone into eating spicy food.]
givethemhell: (restless)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-19 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[REST IN PIECES NATALIE!!! He is watching her with some care just to make sure she doesn't superdie for real.]

--Need another piece of bread?